Filminute 2011 critics

Filminute is the International One-Minute Film Festival and for its 2011 edition, I’ve got a deal with them: writing twentyfive short but tweet sized reviews, one for each candidate.

I’ve watched all of them: the quality clearly increased since the previous edition. It has been hard to choose a candidate to vote for… and I suppose it’d be even harder to join them next year. :)

My rules to find my candidate are:

1. Be humble: don’t try to do things your budget can’t afford.
2. Be original: don’t use third-party works; plot/sound/music/dialogues/whatever must be yours.
3. Be impressive: writing, directing and editing are the core of Filminute.
4. (optional) Show me a bit of love: violence is not surprising anymore.

These are the reviews:

• Adventure Girls III. It’s a great candidate but a lot of blood is not easy to get and, due to Sailor Moon, it failed my 2nd rule.
• Aftermathematics. Perhaps it’s me but I didn’t get it and I didn’t like it either. The last take is too long too.
• At the Opera. That one made me cry. Its music has a problem with my 2nd rule but I can close an eye. Two puns, sorry. :)
• Bunny vs. The sweet iron cat. Did they really use Times New Roman? I’m too old for these 3D animations or the like. :)
• Cara o Sello. The girls are pretty but the first take is too dark and the noise of the coin doesn’t follow its twisting.
• Chit Chat: the more I watch it, the more I like it and that’s even true for its yin-yang brunette. :)
• Dans l’ombre: frankly, I didn’t understand the reason of this French “hommage” to M – Eine Stadt sucht einen Mörder.
• Dot in the line is a funny short: there are joggers in the background at its 48th second… additional turtles there? :)
• Evil weed: that’s what violence is… inseparable from civilization as we know it; we can even imagine it in plants.
• Family portrait is the long take I like most: no dialogues, no music, just the saturated air of a daily horror. Great.
• Foolproof has the best title and credits design. The light on the man is so different and the voice is a little too fast.
• Garbage: after the well-known trunk shot, at its 38th second we have something closer to a… dumpster shot, indeed! :)
• Grassy Knoll Edge: two dudes on a riverside are brainstorming about movies… until “pet porn” comes to their mind. Deal! :)
• Hamburgz: a surreal story with a very interesting way of telling it. The music literally drives this filminute. Bravo. :)
• Honfoglalas: I liked a couple of takes of the cars and their wheels but, unfortunately, that’s it.
• Level 13. A monster lives in a UK multi-floor parking deck: is it a long-term drawback of a wrong-side driving country? :)
• Loop has tricks of all kind: many of us think it’s the beast to beat. That’s for sure a Top 5 candidate.
• Masks and mirrors is definitely a candidate that showed me some love, as I was asking for: we have a great Dad here.
• Naufrago: a seashore wave puts on the sand a bottle of wine and a castaway with a corkscrew finds it. What a lucky day! :)
• Never thought has an original location and I felt like him many times. Though its usage is against my 2nd rule, Bach rocks. :)
• No man’s land has the greatest monologue of this edition and one of the best sound editing. The noise of a fly is a classy touch.
• Oblivion has 30 takes if I’m not wrong. I still can’t find any mistakes and I should learn from its mid-part editing.
• Rêverie. Very good idea. The smile of the girl at the 37th second is worth the filminute. I liked the little Ronaldinho too. :)
• The days before that. I think they used old tapes… being sly as foxes. :) That is a good idea but it failed my 2nd rule.
• The Fallen. Hat off. Its quality is something in between real movies and TV prods. Isn’t it closer to a trailer than a filminute?

My top 5 candidates, in alphabetic order, are:

• Hamburgz
• Loop
• Masks & Mirrors
• Oblivion
• Rêverie

It has been very hard to choose my winner: I used a single round-robin tournament within my top eight favourite films and while waiting for the official winner, I can announce that my winner is Rêverie. Congratulations to Jaro Minne. :)